Matt O'Connell

Matt O'Connell is the pseudonym of Japanese-Italian wrestling superstar Guisseppe Takogawa, inventor of the Texas Testicle Twister and six time JWA Intercontinental Champion.

Humor

Meet Onan, The Bible Guy Famous for Jarking It

The first known use of “Onanism” as a euphemism for jarking it was in 1718, and it continues to be used this way today.

Death

Until Someone Gets Hurt: PSAs as Black Comedy

Your standard gallows humor is great, but it's a very special treat when someone's earnest warning turns out to be blackly comic.

Humor

The F*ck is Up With the Video for Axel F?

Bet you didn't know that the official music video for Beverly Hills Cop's Axel F is secretly a bizarre multiversal saga.

Wrestling

You Either Die the Hulkster or Live Long Enough to See Yourself Become Terry Gene

Ashes to ashes. Hulk to Hulk.

Humor

He Who Fights Psymonsters: A Sequel

The Psymonsters are back! Apologies if it’s taken until just now for you to banish “melon ear innards” from your waking mind.

Comics

Back on Tract: More Insane Religious Comics from Jack Chick

The world may be on fire, but you know what’s burning ever hotter? Jack Chick’s bizarre religious paranoias.

Humor

Tract Star: Jack Chick’s Most Unhinged Religious Comics

Thank the good lord above for Jack Chick, the man keeping us safe via hysterical hyperconservative comic books known as Chick tracts.

Humor

Tract Marks: More Berserk Religious Comics from Jack Chick

More life lessons from Jack Chick, man of a thousand lunatic religious comics.

Humor

Dinosaurs Attack!: A Child’s Garden of Mesozoic Mayhem

Produced by an all-star team of graphic artists, Dinosaurs Attack! is the hyper-violent trading card set that you never knew you needed.

Music

The F**k is Up With the Video for Blue Öyster Cult’s “Shooting Shark”?

In which we do our best to explain the most inexplicable music video ever made, for the Blue Öyster Cult kind-of hit, "Shooting Shark."

Shows

Goober and the Ghost Chasers: A Spooky Television Mystery

Remember when I stumbled across the Psymonsters Wiki and had to think about nothing but that for the rest of my life? Well, here's...

Web

Psymonsters: The MS Paint Grotesqueries That Ruined My Life

I am not even sure how it happened, exactly, even though it was scarcely two months ago. I somehow stumbled across the wiki for Psymonsters,...

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