You want a movie with Paul Rudd, Elizabeth Banks, Amy Poehler, Janeane Garafalo, Molly Shannon, and fucking Bradley Cooper? How about H. Jon Benjamin playing a sentient can of vegetables?

I need something different. I need something fresh, funny, queer, and witchy, preferably with a sardonic puppet sidekick. I need full episodes of Cassie Workman is Witchy AF immediately.

The greatest love story ever told is jumping from page to screen - yes, I am talking about Sex Criminals! No, this is not a story about sex crimes, but it is a story about committing crimes in a paranormal post-coital bliss. A boisterously ribald comedy that tells the story of two outsiders, so alone in the world they don't even get to spend sex with the person they're copulating with, finally coming together. Suzie and Jon discover that when they bang together, they get to stay together - unlike any other partner either has ever had. See, when they fck, time stops. Literally.