Not even Clive Barker can suffer a bitch this bad to live.

Rather than buy a ring light and a mini microphone she blew $5K on a cameraman to come film a day of her life as she fumbled through what would ultimately become the Fashion Haul and Get Ready With Me (or #GWRM). She also gave diet and exercise advice just as proudly dubious as any modern lifestyle influencer.

I watched the nearly-forgotten Warhol-produced movie Blood for Dracula so you don't have to.