As any cat will tell you, there’s something inherently magical about an object dangling on a string. This is the operating principle of the bat puppet. If a film is dragging, a bat puppet is a sure way to perk things up, in a strong film, a bat puppet will add to the fun. It’s hard to go wrong with a bat on a string.

Less a harrowing tale of the dark side of the modeling industry and more like a Stefon skit on SNL, Bring Me The Beauties has everything. Yes, there are gorgeous male models (and a surprise Fabio storyline!), gorgeous women, summers in Nantucket, parties at Studio 54 — but there was also astrology, Eastern philosophy, and yes, babies — ALIENS.

You might hate summer or love it, but either way, August hits, and it's all you can do to live through another hot, humid, disgusting day. It feels like summer will never fucking end. Well, there's a playlist for that!