The greatest love story ever told is jumping from page to screen - yes, I am talking about Sex Criminals! No, this is not a story about sex crimes, but it is a story about committing crimes in a paranormal post-coital bliss. A boisterously ribald comedy that tells the story of two outsiders, so alone in the world they don't even get to spend sex with the person they're copulating with, finally coming together. Suzie and Jon discover that when they bang together, they get to stay together - unlike any other partner either has ever had. See, when they fck, time stops. Literally.

As any cat will tell you, there’s something inherently magical about an object dangling on a string. This is the operating principle of the bat puppet. If a film is dragging, a bat puppet is a sure way to perk things up, in a strong film, a bat puppet will add to the fun. It’s hard to go wrong with a bat on a string.

Less a harrowing tale of the dark side of the modeling industry and more like a Stefon skit on SNL, Bring Me The Beauties has everything. Yes, there are gorgeous male models (and a surprise Fabio storyline!), gorgeous women, summers in Nantucket, parties at Studio 54 — but there was also astrology, Eastern philosophy, and yes, babies — ALIENS.