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5 Times Kathleen Turner Killed You With A Look

If looks could kill, the human race would have been extinct by 1995, because several Kathleen Turner movies had made it to television by then. We would have never stood a fucking chance. We talk about "giving great face," but Ms. Turner invented it and perfected it.

Frankenstein Is A Bisexual Moron: Taika Watiti to Head FX Show “Very Young Frankenstein”

Very Young Frankenstein is a play on the classic Young Frankenstein, normally, I'd be like, "Does everything need a reboot?" Yes, when such a vehicle is helmed by Taika Waititi.

LDS Church Sues “Mormon Stories” or: If Not Cult, Why Cult Shaped?

You might be wondering, if you are not currently, nor have ever been Mormon (sorry, a member of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints - we wouldn't want to perpetuate a slur, nor would we want to ... infringe on their official copyright?), "Why the hell should I care about a logo dispute?" The short answer is, it's obviously not a logo dispute; it's a silencing tactic. The longer answer is that the LDS/Mormon/whatfuckingever Church has over $100 billion, a dedicated legal team, and is pushing itself into the mainstream more and more every day.

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