The world is vast, and there are so many other, cooler things to spend your time watching or reading. Expand your mind. Drop the wand. Grow the eff up.

What do you do when a melting orange man with a bad hairpiece is feeding you a steady diet of terror, and it's increasingly hard to regulate? Well, here at Dirge, we get in the car, turn the stereo all the way up, and scream as loud as we can (sometimes to the lyrics and sometimes just... screaming). Here's our Armageddon playlist of the top songs to scream with when the world is ending.

Warning: If you have pets and want the most incredible custom portraits of them done, look away now, because you're not going to be able to control yourself.