Less a harrowing tale of the dark side of the modeling industry and more like a Stefon skit on SNL, Bring Me The Beauties has everything. Yes, there are gorgeous male models (and a surprise Fabio storyline!), gorgeous women, summers in Nantucket, parties at Studio 54 — but there was also astrology, Eastern philosophy, and yes, babies — ALIENS.

You might hate summer or love it, but either way, August hits, and it's all you can do to live through another hot, humid, disgusting day. It feels like summer will never fucking end. Well, there's a playlist for that!

Read now before they take away your options. Read now because there are so many good books out there, all in line to be destroyed by AI. Read now before it's too late. Don't say we didn't warn you.