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BE WARNED ALL YE WHO ENTER HERE: This is an unholy article. Members of our Discord who partake in the (ADULTS ONLY) NSFW server are well-acquainted with my Sims productions, and a request was made for me to create a Halloween-themed sin parade for the enjoyment of our (MATURE) community. Please do not read further if you do not enjoy shitposts about (CENSORED) animated boinking!
Let’s jump right in. Longtime Sims aficionados all know and love the illustrious Bella Goth, but for the uninitiated, I’ll give you the TL;DR:
Bella is an exuberantly beautiful, cool, and mysterious lady who has married into the Goth family–an aristocratic staple in each Sims game. In The Sims 4, she has somehow recovered fully from her misadventures in The Sims 2 storyline (wherein she’s implied to have been abducted and memory-wiped by aliens) and found living happily in a fabulous manor with her husband Mortimer and their two children. The married couple is loosely based on Gomez and Morticia Addams, but in my humble opinion, fails to live up to the romantic expectations we associate with such a pairing.
I do not like Mortimer. He’s annoying as fuck, and it’s hard for me to explain why, but something about his attitude and mannerisms rub me the wrong way. If you play the game, you know. He is simply too petulant and not suave enough for my glorious Bella. In my headcannon, they have gone to a new-age therapist who has advised them to open up the marriage to save it. Will it work?
You are assuming correctly about what comes next. Bella and Mort decide to go on a swinger’s journey, if you will, and in the mischievous spirit of the Halloween season, their targets were naturally to be creatures of all varieties.
I hope you enjoy these lulzy vignettes as much as I enjoyed making them. The Sims 4 is owned by Electronic Arts; Dirge/the author does not own any of the content shown here, which is displayed for satire/entertainment purposes only. To orchestrate the images, I used the WickedWhims mod by TURBODRIVER (along with adult animations created by geniuses over at Wicked.cc and LoversLab). Majority of the BDSM objects visible are by Kritical, with other cc objects and CAS customizations downloaded from CurseForge.
The Graveyard Smash
We begin with Bella and Mortimer renting a weeklong getaway home in Ravenwood, the gothic game world populated with ghosts, crows, and the Grim Reaper. They decided on an old sanitarium converted to a bed and breakfast. For your intimate knowledge, you should understand I named this locale ArkHAM Asylum.
Originally, our featured pair had planned on simply having alone time for MaRiTaL ReLatiOns. However, as the hours crept by, with Simsback Mountain playing on Skinemax and candles alight, inspiration to initiate their sexquest began to sizzle.
I have to tell you that the live-in butler for the estate now arrived at the most awkward time possible. We won’t see them again, but you are witnessing this scene because the butler inexplicably immediately put a paper bag over their head (?!). Bella and Mort felt kinda bad, but what can ya do.
To kick off the evening and access the desired population of lovers, Bella basically opened a portal through dark rituals unspeakable/unknowable/unshowable to the polite audience here. We shan’t reveal this part to you, because we can’t be held responsible for you trying this at home.
The first house guest quickly arrived, and it was none other than Mister Tall, Dark, and Scythy. Bella and Mr. Reaper immediately got down to business, and I almost keeled over seeing him without his robes. We can’t show you on this website, but I was thrilled to learn he has a prehensile bepis under all that. And it is quite, qhuiiiite bonily nubbed for her pleasure.
You are probably wondering what Morty is doing while his wife is smanged by death itself in one of the themed rooms upstairs. He’s still awkwardly hanging out in front of the TV, because he’s an annoying piece of shit. So annoying, in fact, that a depressing clown stepped out of a painting and came to keep him company. Yes: This is the same clown I wrote about in my sex clown article.
Mortimer was immediately like, “Okay, I guess I will see if there is any junk in this unnerving trunk.” Mr. Clown, after putting his paws down below to see if he really did have a boner from this irritating guy, proceeded to coquettishly feel up Mr. Goth in return.
The couple continued their swinging, this time with one green partner each.
Bella excitedly showed off her home-engineered bondage devices to Temu Green Giant, while Mortimer played around with an alien chick who convinced him to roleplay the ol’ “scientific probing.”
They did all party together afterwards! Mort began to loosen up just a little.
Bella was getting tired of porking in a singular location, so she dragged her slightly-less-boring-now husband down to the local nightclub. As you would expect, Mrs. Goth immediately ran into a gathering of horny ghosts. Being open-minded, she was cool with this, but as soon as the action began, the “complex” nature of the situation took hold.
She quickly excused herself from the spirited tryst, thinking a cooldown break tickling the ivories upstairs would be just the thing. Luckily for any furries reading this, so did the leader of the local werewolf pack!
Anyways. The club scene got stale real fast. Bella and Mort figured it was time to book it to another world. Somewhere they could find different types of creatures and Situations. The Wife was like, “What about the new outdoorsy world recently released with the latest expansion?” And off they went.
Stop 1 for Bella was the nest of a weird lorge humanoid birdmonster who kept giving her licentious looks.
Feathers immediately wanted to spank her, which was fine (just keep those talons away from the delicate bits plz), but when boning time came around, Bella’s earlier annoyance with the ghosts was reanimated. While eldritch birdboy was going through the motions, it did not have a dangly bit to actually utilize in an amorous manner. Bella was NOT about to go digging around looking for a cloacussy.
Hold up. What’s Mortimer doing right now? Oh, just what you would expect. He found a vampire gal and another green alien, and they are all shagging in front of an abandoned mine shaft.
You are surely tired by this point. So were Mort and Bella, who met up to debrief. AKA, he knelt down to kiss her feet by Butthole Geyser while they contemplated their lives up to this point.
The next locale was a lighthouse, because our loving couple had recently seen A24 feature film The Lighthouse, and they wanted to see what the hype was all about. Joining them were two fairies.
Well, that was damp, wet, and miserable. I mean, the sex part was cool. It was like 50 degrees outside.
The Goths decided it was time to start wrapping up the evening at a local pumpkin patch. Because the weather still sucked ass (topical), they tucked inside the cheugy merch shed onsite to let loose some remaining angst.
There was literally nobody else in the shop for obvious reasons, so the couple took some time to explore around. They found a sketchy attic with a setup eerily similar to the cult in Hereditary. I guess the A24 theme was bound to come up multiple times for a Halloween article. Sorry! I don’t make the rules.
Anyways, another fairy zooting along outside found them in there (attracted to clanging and annoying noises). He climbed through a window to join, as did some ponytail guy who randomly found his way over from the local anime convention.
After it got too musty in the attic, the group traveled down to the backyard hot spring that every pumpkin patch is known for.
Though the hour was late, Bella had the brilliant idea to magically glisten on out to Sixam, the secret alien world in the Sims universe. Culturally, the people there are Ice Planet Barbarians level focused on ladies’ pleasure, so she knew this would continue to fill the missing personal satisfaction piece in her revels.
Now finally sated, it was time for our two merrymakers to go back home to ArkHAM Asylum.
A final guest awaited! It was none other than the lovely Bride of Frankenstein, a very nice person they found to be occultically gifted. Most importantly, she was willing to help seal off the vacation home, closing down the chaotic venture until inspiration should next strike.
That’s all for the Goths until next Halloween. We’ll see if they are brave enough to attempt something new next time–maybe a trip to a vampire bar or spellcaster museum outing. For now, they will be spending their days practicing gratitude for what they have together, recovering from the immense existential terror of realizing how easy it is to rip open the fabric of reality.
It’s okay, though. Nearly every creature seemed to come pre-equipped with quality lovemaking skills and very minimal desire to consume human flesh and spirit.
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