Try telling your favorite leftist or liberal that you still eat at Chick-fil-A. Hell, in 2026, you're better off shopping at Walmart than Target if you want to appear socially conscious. When the left boycotts, we fucking BOYCOTT. No list of demands, no celebration when the policies change. You fuck around, you find out - forever. What does any of this have to do with Coachella, you ask? The same Coachella featuring a protest set by DEVO?

The world is vast, and there are so many other, cooler things to spend your time watching or reading. Expand your mind. Drop the wand. Grow the eff up.

What do you do when a melting orange man with a bad hairpiece is feeding you a steady diet of terror, and it's increasingly hard to regulate? Well, here at Dirge, we get in the car, turn the stereo all the way up, and scream as loud as we can (sometimes to the lyrics and sometimes just... screaming). Here's our Armageddon playlist of the top songs to scream with when the world is ending.